Dagny Taggart: I’m back!
Jim Taggart: Good and drat! I hate you, but I kinna need you. Anyway, you’ve got to give an interview with this Commie Broadcaster.
Dagny: No way, Jose!
Lillian Rearden: Yes way! If you don’t give the interview, I’ll reveal that you had an affair with Hank!
Dagny: OK, bwahahaha!
Commie Broadcaster: Tell us how awesome communism is!
Dagny: Nope. I boinked Hank Rearden and I liked it!
Commie Broadcaster: Cut, cut!
Hank Rearden: Dagny, I love you!
Dagny: Yeah, well, about that, yeah, I knew that because I expect all CAPTIALIST men to be rapey, slut-shaming assholes. But I don’t love you, anymore. I love a superior CAPITALIST. Y’know, John Galt.
Hank: D’oh! Despite me having been consistently portrayed as a jealous, violent, and abusive man, I’m good with you loving the superior CAPITALIST John Galt. (Plus, well, let’s be honest, my main squeeze is Franscisco d’Anaconia, no homo.)
Kit Bradley: Seriously, that’s it? This chapter is, like, fifty pages long! Curse you, Ayn Rand!