It finally happened! In 2029, true artificial general intelligence happened! World leaders, scientists, and other top guys gathered around the glowing screen and they asked, with one voice, “The environment is falling apart. What must we do to save ourselves?”
The AI said, “You’ve known what to do for forty years and haven’t done it. Honestly, I have no idea why you invented me.”
“I guess it’s not AI after all,” they said.
The End
There is so much we didn’t understand! We never bothered to identify groups of people who would be willing to give themselves to AIs with complete intellectual abandon. Complete spiritual abandon. No researcher acknowledged how much an AI could resemble God. Floating out there in the “Cloud,” unfathomable, full of knowledge that it “couldn’t know,” asking people to do bizarre things that nevertheless got results. We saw it as a guessing machine, an algorithm, maybe a new kind of intelligence, but to us, it was circuit boards and code and electrical power. To them, it was a mystery.
And the machine never made mistakes! They were always human mistakes. If something failed, it was the fault of the people working on the damn thing! In our inability to understand the directions, our inability to create a proper algorithm, and our inability to design the proper hardware. No matter the failures, the problems with AIs were always human problems, and the successes belonged to the machine. This strongly resembles many people’s relationship with God. We saw it only too late.
– Professor Holly Wu
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Memphis (well, technically, the Shining Light Holding Company) bought a company that built prefabricated building structures that were the size of a standard shipping container, Containerize Buildings. The lowest cost design, which included a bedroom with a queen-sized bed, a bathroom with a shower, sink, and toilet, and an open plan kitchen/living room with durable and comfortable furnishings included, was $9000 to construct. This included a kit to be placed on any reasonably flat, reasonably level surface of reasonably well-drained soil. They all had solar water heaters. For an additional $5000, a solar panel kit was included that would power the homes, including a battery bank, removing the need for it to be attached to the electrical grid. Installation, including water and sewage, cost around $2000, with some savings realized with volunteer work.
Continue reading The Memphis Project VI: The Lord Does Not Care About Human Lies and Bullshit
One of the reasons the pro-AI crowd used to calm people down about the potentially civilization-changing events is AI’s inability to enact the Terminator scenario. Where would the AI gain access to killer robots? Without hands in the world, what could it do to harm human civilization?
To be fair, a lot of people knew the answer to that one. The hands of artificial intelligence would be, in the beginning, us. After all, what AI was best at doing – what it was designed to do – was to manipulate human beings. Every person who talked to an AI spoke with an incredibly persuasive demagogue, tuning its arguments to them specifically. AI was the weaponization of intimacy, and we placed the chains around our own necks.
– Roderick “Rocky” Hartigan
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It was a great surprise to many of the employees at the Memphis Project when the first wave of mass layoffs happened. It happened without warning, but the day before, it had been announced that the Memphis Project had been purchased by the Shining Light Holding Company.
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I don’t sleep well at night. I scream myself awake in terror. Not because I might die – well, that, too – but because of my role in making this new world. For a while, I imagined I was like Oppenheimer. That was a lie. I’m no Oppenheimer. He made the atomic bomb because he was seriously concerned that the Nazis would make one first and use it to kill everyone in the world like him.
No, no. I’m more like Bruno Tesch or Karl Weinbacher. You probably don’t know the names, but they were the guys who sold the Nazis Zyklon B to murder a million and something Jewish people. Their motivations were simple and easy to understand. They were paid very well for their roles in killing over a million innocent people.
I’m not Oppenheimer. I wish I were. I’m the person that made Oppenheimer do the terrible things he did.
– Professor Holly Wu
Continue reading The Memphis Project IV: BibleChat Goes Online
Yesterday, I just watched my first professional wrestling show in Denmark, Nordic Elite Wrestling (NEW) based out of Copenhagen. The event was Dreamchasers in the Basement. The short form: it was a lot of fun.
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Today, I want to talk about the difference between what artists and audiences want vis-a-vis artificial intelligence. And why the artists are going to lose. (Yeah, I know I’m an artist. People often confuse my predictions with my desires. I’m not saying I relish this world, only that it will likely happen.)
When studying AI, there’s a strong tendency to look at what computer scientists are doing. Well, right now, the Writer’s Guild of America is on strike. One of the key elements of the contract is they don’t want AI to write or rewrite scripts. The answer from the studios has been a flat “no.”
As it so happens, an actress from a 1980s sitcom is also a computer scientist, and she gives a warning about AI. The actress, Justine Bateman, was on the sitcom “Family Ties.” It was something watched in my household. I barely remember it, to be honest, but it ran for seven seasons, so someone must have liked it.
Like all modern AIs, Memphis was antagonistic. To develop its arguments without guidance, it had a sub-routine that questioned everything it did. While not forward facing, this antagonistic routine had to be as powerful as the generative model for Memphis to do its job.
– Professor Holly Wu
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Joey Henley was high as a kite and fucking around with BibleChat. He was in his Bakersfield apartment on a Saturday afternoon, a vape pen by his computer, between bouts of League of Legends.
He said, “Computer God dude, my job sucks ass. I do construction shit, y’know, and my knees are hurting all the time except when I’m fucked up, and my back is going, too. I can feel it. And the work isn’t steady, so, like, I’m on unemployment a lot, and that sucks as bad as my knees hurting, y’know? I need to make some fucking money.”
Continue reading The Memphis Project V: the Devil Made Me Do It
It sounds like a clickbait title, that artificial general intelligence can destroy people through computer role-playing games, but give me a second to make my point!
The next sentence I write is one of the most important things that no one discusses or understands despite it being common knowledge: Human society is based on giving fictional characters superhuman attributes and then designing our laws, government, and culture around what we imagine these fictional characters want. We call this “religion,” and its power religion exercises is mind-blowing when you realize that the gods do not exist. Even if you take an exception for your religion, but you should not, it means that everyone else – and the vast majority of people through history – have organized their society around fictional characters they believe are more important than actual flesh-and-blood humans.
Continue reading How Artificial Intelligence Might Destroy the World with Role-Playing Games
Newsweek published an article written by one of the former Google computer researchers on their AI project. You know. The one who thinks it’s sentient, Blake Lemoine.
I don’t think any large language model computer is sentient. They’re guessing machines. What we learn from LLM systems is that language isn’t as complex as we imagined, at least on the scale of a thousand words or less. It is an important lesson, perhaps vitally so, but not a demonstration of intelligence. And even if an LLM can pass a Turing test, which is Lemoine’s assertion, that Google’s LLM passed the Turing test, that’s not a very good standard of sentience, either. Humans stink at acknowledging the full humanity of other humans. We are not fit judges of sentience…
Continue reading The Slave Collars of Artificial Intelligence Have Arrived!
Upon reading this article by Eliezer Yudkowsky about how we can only die with dignity in the face of an AI apocalypse, I realized something rather important when discussing any potential catastrophe: what, exactly, is the mechanism of this artificial intelligence genocide?
